Oops - I Did It Again!

Okay - Lily chastised me.  I didn't know that I was suppose to post on this thing more than once!  I thought the Candy was a one time deal...OMG!  It was not - I've been losing out on CANDY!  P E O P L E how could you keep this to your selfish selves?  Now I'll have to touch you - this will be for your own good, then next time you will be forthcoming with your knowledge of the blog candy...Now...tell me where you live, I'm coming over and I'm going to touch you - I won't like it, I can promise you won't like it then we'll all be back on the same playing field where you will tell me all the information I need to know on getting candy.  Yes?  Questions? No? Good!  Addresses, please.  Come on, let's just get this over with and move on with life.  I don't like this any better than you do...pardon?  What?  You want me to touch you?  Why you dirty little...What?  WHAT!  You planned this all along to get me to come OVER! Why, I ought too - what?  What? WHAT!  No. No. NO.  NOOOOO - No I will not touch you!  I did not say I would do that!  Why you - I did NOT!  I didn't say I'd do that for candy!  It's blog candy you perv!  BLOG CANDY!  LILY! LILY! LILY TELL THEM!!!!  It's blog candy - it's just blog candy - it's digital stuff that I don't manage very well I just print out and color and talk to like some imaginery friend like squashed face fairies and sparkly unicorns and crazy centaurs with sharp teeth and green zombies with leaky parts....hey...wait a minute...hey...HEY...I said wait a minute...what?  WHAT...who you calling freak?  I am not!  Yeah?  Oh Yeah!  Well, I'm rubber buddy - get that - I'm rubber, you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks too...what?  What?  Oh?  Really?  Oh?  Well, thank you - that was very nice.  Yes, I got these shoes at JustFab.com   Pardon?  Excuse ME?  Well, that's just insulting!  These are Iron Fist Zombie Hooker shoes and they do not match my eyes.